The Quickie (Mini Website Audit)

Quick website audit. Brutal honesty. Easy to action fixes. No jargon.

Think your website’s doing the schmoozing? Cute. But, is it—really?

Because—your website’s being ghosted. Clicks have bombed. Leads lost magnetism. Traffic is at a standstill. Now you’re questioning… everything. 

Real talk: it’s not them—it’s your website.

The Web Quickie is unapologetic judgement without shade. It’s like speed dating but better, obvs. Less weird, no awkward moments. (Definitely no walk of shame.)

We pull apart 5 pages of your website (homepage, about, services, sales, blog—you choose) and tell you straight which moves you need to make:

If… your copy is flat, fluffy or dull and full of typos
If… you’re giving mixed messages
If… you’re losing clicks, leads, sales or subscribes
If… your “SEO game” is more like “wishful thinking”
If… you’re absolutely bossing something (yeah, we give gold stars too!)

What to expect:

✓ Brand Voice & Tone Check: does it sound like you—or everyone else?|
✓ Brand Messaging: message sharpening and waffle hunting.
✓ UX & Conversion: Missed opportunities (things that lose money)
✓ SEO: what works, what flops. Jargon-free.
✓ Quick Fixes: small effort, big wins
✓ Bespoke Audit Report (PDF): direct, honest and actionable. GSOH.
✖️ No baggage, bloat or BS.

How it works:

1. Add to Cart and Checkout → Pay 50% Deposit
2. Email confirmation lands in your mailbox.
3. Select your 5 chosen web pages, complete the intel intake form → Hit send!
4. MISSY will confirm next steps by email within 24hrs (business days only)
5. Email confirmation that your report is ready within 10 business days
6. Pay 50% Balance → Download your Quickie Audit Report.

It’s like speed dating, but better. Less weird, no awkward moments. (Definitely no walk of shame.)

Once you get your report, you action it or hire MISSY*—it's your call. 

Are we a match?

• Founders sick of guessing why their site isn’t converting, or traffic is like riding a ghost train…
• Freelancers who know their site is fine… but not—fabulous, dahling!
• Brands who want human realness, not generic treatment.

Still confused? Slide into our DM’s to chat first.

*Second dates are optional. No shade or side eye if we don’t hear from you again. As a niche studio, we are always on the look out for more meaningful, long-term client relations. Swipe if you think our skills are the perfect match for your brand ツ

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